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Remember Dan “Praise The Lord” Patrick?
. Well, the dude is running for the United States Senate. According to the Quorum Report, Dan Patrick has formed an “exploratory committee” (perhaps involving exploring women’s vaginas, I dunno.) to...
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What Is This? Goofy Fluffy White Boy Day in Texas?
. To be honest, this amuses me to the extent that it literally improves my spiritual net worth. Rick Perry is running for President. Yeah, right. Sure, he’ll be President and I’ll be the Queen of...
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The Sugar Land Klan – It’s Alive!
. The modern Sugar Land, Texas, Ku Klux Klan, which is alive and kicking, is so busy that they’re burning rocket fuel. I’d hate to be the preacher who has to think of something nice to say about them...
View ArticleIf You Play the “Role” of a Prostitute Twice, Is It Typecasting?
. Most of y’all know Hannah Giles of James O’Keefe / Hannah Giles Prostitute and Pimp at ACORN Fame. And, if you’ve been hanging around the beauty salon for a while, you know there is a Fort Bend...
View ArticleJust When You Thought It Was Safe
. The Texas Legislature was so heavy on Republicans this session that they could simply have their way with the State and do whatever they wanted. Where do you let a two ton elephant sit? Anywhere he...
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Sarah Palin’s Vacation
. From the New York Times — Ms. Palin, the former governor of Alaska, has made it quite clear that she just wants to be left alone. She doesn’t want to accommodate members of the news media (except,...
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If I Say It’s Christmas, You Better Go Buy Some Little Twinklin’ Lights
. When I told you guys about the late night kook talk radio and Dan Patrick and the TSA being part of the New World Order and everything, you thought I was just making that stuff up. I was not. Alex...
View ArticleUh Oh
. The Monster That Wouldn’t Sine Die Coming soon to a State Capitol near me. (The special session starts tomorrow morning. If you have a prayer list, put Texas on it.)
View ArticleRon Reynolds – Simply the Best
. My new State Representative, Ron Reynolds, was awarded Outstanding Freshman by his fellow state representatives last night at the end of the session. You can go here, scroll to the bottom and leave a...
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Cap’n Pete and the Money Boat
. Well, well, well, lookie ‘about right here at this. (It’s a pdf). It does appear that my own personal congressman, Republican Pete Olson, who is a wholly owned subsidiary of Phil Gramm, Inc., has...
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